Sickness Terlampau Part 3

Rabu, Khamis, Jumaat

Ambik kaum straight tiga hari!
Hari Rabu- My classmate, Marcus tanya,
"Hey, why you didn't come yesterday?"
Lepas tu, Jam pulak menyibuk, "She's pregnant!"
Marcus: "Wowww!!!! Ain Sufi is pregnant! CLASS, AIN SUFI IS PREGNANT!"
Class: "Woooooohhhhh!!!!!"
Me: It was FOOD POISONING!
Marcus: Who's the father? Syamim?
Syamim-Classmate yang tersangatlah pendiam at the same time sangat pandai! Botak+rendah+agak gempal=comel
Me: FOOD POISONING!!!
Khamis- Jam tak datang.
Marcus: Where's your boyfriend? (Jam-a girl)
Me:Absent
Marcus: Pregnant too?
Jumaat-Suddenly bapa kepada anak yang tidak wujud telah bertukar.
Marcus: congratulation for your baby!
Me: What baby?
Marcus: Your baby la! That day you never came (Slang Pua Chu Kang)
Sim: Never mind, your baby got no father, I'll be the father.

*Pulak dahhhhhhhhhh...........
FYI, Sim Wei Qiong ialah lelaki yang sepatutnya digosipkan dengan Nurul Maisarah bt. Mohd Taha.
So, conclusion nya,
Mai, Jam and Me difitnah mengandung tak pasal sebab...
Mai-Sim is his boyfriend
Jam- because absent
Me-because absent

Malam tu, tak pasal-pasal kena bahan kat FB. Sungguh tak bagus.

Moral of the story: makan elok-elok jangan sampai muntah