Ehek Ehek. Dah New Year Ek?

Tadi bukak laptop. Bukak Google Chrome.

And then...

"Oh! Smart gila Google!"

Baru perasan gambar Google untuk New Year! Macam Weh!

Dah New Year! Dah 2012!

Ahhhhhhh!!!

Dah nak tua setahun lagi dah aku ni.

Dah nak masuk sesi pagi.

Dah nak PMR.

Okay. Lupakan benda alah tu dulu.

Celebrate la dulu kan?

Tak sah la Wangsa Maju, kalau tak ada benda ni setiap perayaan...

Hari Raya Aidilfitri.

Hari Raya Haji.

Deepavali.

Tahun Baru Cina.

Hari Natal. *Cehhh.. Natal!

New Year.

Cakap je perayaan apa yang Malaysia sambut, Wangsa Maju mesti ada satu benda ni...

Yeah!!!!!!

Boom Boom POW!!!
MERCUN!!!

Wangsa Maju kena ada mercun setiap perayaan.

Eh.. Jap. Uncle polis, jangan datang Wangsa Maju nak rampas mercun kami!

*Terlebih dahulu, dah tentulah gambar cantik atas ni, bukan mercun Wansa Maju.

Bila masa Wangsa Maju ada kolam, sungai dan yang sewaktu dengannya?

Terima kasih, Google. You Are My Everything!

So... semoga kita semua jadi baik, walaupun besar kemungkinan nanti aku yang hantu lebih.

Let's live a new better life!

Yang jahat tu, jadi baik.

Yang bodoh macam saya ni, jom jadi pandai.

Yang pendek, minum CalciYum! banyak-banyak!

Yang kaya, tak payah nak bongkak bongkak.

Yang susah, always work hard.

Yang lonely, tak payah sedih.

Yang heartbreaking, tolong move on ya.

Yang tengah bahagia couple, ingat ingat dunia sikit.

And of course, yang jauh dengan Allah, jom dekatkan.

Yang dah dekat, rapatkan dan ajarlah kami.

PEACE YO! *Ehhh.. Tertiru AC Mizal. Congratz OSBON!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

SELAMAT TAHUN BARU!
新年快乐!

नया साल मुबारक हो!

!سسعيدةنة جديدة

새해 복 많이 받으세요!

ハッピーニューイヤー！

Again, thank you Google Translate!

Eh, comel en Japanese punya? Ada smiley.ッ

Now I Know The Disadvantage Of Being Too Smart

Betullah... Lumrah hidup. Hukum alam. Hukum karma.

Eh wait. I don't believe in karma lah.

Setiap benda dalam dunia ni advantages and disadvantages.

Dulu... Sejak kecik, I thought being too smart and too genius with 180++ IQ is an awesome thing.

tapi sekarang, nak jadi bijak pun agak was-was...

Hehehe! Why?

Alkisah....

Sebabnya...

1. Dengki. Orang yang terlalu bijak selalu dicemburui. *Betul tak tatabahasa saya?

Nak-nak lagi budak budak pandai yang outspoken and berani en?

Selalu orang jealous. Tak pasal-pasal je...

Macam classmate sorang ni. Kesian dia...

Tapi, yeah... Jealous kot.. Dia pandai.

But jealous in a good way, okay? A healthy competition.

Jangan kutuk dia... Kang free free je pahala terbang.

2. Too big competition.

When you are too smart, you will face a big competition.

STRESS tahu?!

But, actually ni benda baik jugak. Sebab it motivated us to work harder.

Tapi hiburan mengatasi segala-galanya.

TV dan internet buat daku lupa akan persaingan yang kuhadapi.

Puitis!

Ain, you are not A. Samad Said nor Shakespears.

Tak payah berangan.

3.In the end, anda sendiri yang confuse.

Okay. Ni... I just figured it out.

My Angah... Walaupun agak menyakitkan hati, saya mengaku...

Dia gila pandai nak mati la, weh!

Yelahhh.. MRSM la katakan... :p

Every sem dapat Anugerah Dekan...

Pointer 3.5 and above...

Muka terpampang di setiap ceruk MRSM Tun Ghaffar Baba

-Pelajar Cemerlang bla bla bla-

So... why would this be an advantage?

Sebab sekarang... Angah kena buat pilihan yang bijak.

Angah punya trial, result dia... Tak payah nak cakaplah... Gempak habis!

Wa tabik sama lu!

Cehhh.. kurang ajar dengan akak sendiri.

*Bukan nak gebang pasal akak sendiri ehhh...

So, disebabkan trialnya yang 'meletup kebaboom' tu,

dia dapat fast track.

Tahu fast track? Siapa selalu pergi jumpa counsellor or akak, abang dah SPM mesti tahu.

Fast track tu maksudnya, kau pergi Universiti tak pakai result SPM, pakai result trial je.

Get it?

So, Angah dapat ah, fast track pergi America. Study Chemichal Engineering.

Prepare dua tahun kat Malaysia, then fyuuuhhhhhh..... terbanglah dia ke America...

TAPI!

Haaa.. ada tapi... here comes the disadvantages.

Tapi, dia tengah tunggu offer MARA for MSU, which dia apply Medic.

Then, result SPM tak keluar lagi... So, big possiblity lepas result SPM keluar, dia akan dapat offer berlambak lagi.

And.... dia dapat PLKN!

Woohooo!!!!! PLKN! Which is something dia mengharap supaya tak dapat! Hahaha!

Okay. Saya adik yang jahat. :/

So, buat masa ni, dia kena pilih...

America or PLKN.

Sebab kalau dia accept PLKN, dia tolak offer nak pergi America tu.

Kalau dia nak pergi America, nanti balik Malaysia, dia still kena pergi PLKN, unless kalau dia kawin.

Tu belum masuk lagi offer yang still belum keluar resultnya...

And, one more thing....

She is one and only student MRSM TGB perempuan yang dapat offer pergi America for Chemical Engineering.

Lepas tu, ibu nak Angah ambik Medic. And, kalau ibu tahu dia satu-satunya perempuan yang dapat offer tu, sahlah ibu tak bagi.

So, sekarang ni... Angah tengah pening nak pilih apa. Dengan desakan ibu nak suruh ambik Medic segala bagai.

Nampak tak permainannya?

Nampak tak susah jadi pandai?

Hidup kena bersederhana! Haha!

There's also a disadvantage for having akak-akak yang result SPM dia meletup kebaboom...

The whole family is expecting me to do the same.

But indeed, I'm the most stupid among the four of us.

Aarif yang darjah 4 tu, result final exam dia gempak lagi dari result final exam saya masa darjah 4 dulu...

Sedih ahhh...

Tak suka ahhh orang expect for something that I can't.

STRESS! :/

Selama form 1 & form 2, sekali je dapat straight A. Tu pun cukup-cukup makan.

And makin lama, makin teruk result.

Yeahhh... Saya sedar, saya sendiri yang lalai.

But I need support. Janganlah menambahkan lagi tekanan.

Ni nak meluahkan perasaan sikit :'(

Parents should be better than counsellors, they supposed to be closer to us.

But for me.... You know.. it's just the other way around. Okay dah. Taknak emo. Tak best.

Kay dah. Wish me luck. Doakan saya berjaya sepanjang hidup.

Terima kasih.

To All Teenagers My Age

I just went to my bestfriend's blog.

And.. She has a very soft heart.

Okay. Memang berbeza dengan diriku yang menyampah tengok perempuan nangis.

It's not that, nak hina orang yang menangis.

People have feelings kan?

Tapi, tears? I've been through it...

Haaaa.. Jeng Jeng Jeng

Kay. Taknak cerita pun.

The point is I cried too much. And I motivated myself.

Kenapa nak nangis?

If you can't handle it, enjoy it.

If life gives you lemon, you make lemonade.

And... I survived.

So, sejak tu aku tak suka tengok perempuan nangis. Especially kalau sebab lelaki.

Tolonglah! Tunjuklah yang perempuan ni bukan cengeng, lemah, pathetic dan yang sewaktu dengannya.

Do you think guys would buy those tears you have wasted for days and nights?

No!

You wanna cry? Cry.

But, please jangan bug in your ex's life.

It makes you look pathetic and desperate.

Teenage is the period where guys enjoy their lives.

Lagi pun... Kita ni highschool pun tak lepas lagi, and you have dreaming of marrying him?

T H I N K !

You have a lot of phases to go through before your married-life phase.

Bagitahu, berapa ketul husband&wife yang dah bercinta sejak zaman sekolah?

Be realistic. Please! I'm begging...

Tolonglah jangan ada Cinderella Syndrom.

Couple? Date?

Normal lah kan sekarang...

Expecting to marry that guy one day? Dah plan nama anak?

Berangan je boleh la...

Korang yakin dia boleh sara hidup korang? 'Anak-anak' korang? Dia kerja apa nanti?

Universiti pun belum?!

So how can you sure that he can guarantee your life in the future?

Of course, love is important. But to live without money, there's nothing much you can do.

Korang yang still teenage pun, nak itu ini.

Ni bukan cakap pisau cukur ke apa,

I'm being realistic right now.

Couple? Break? Sedih?

Normal. Tapi, korang kena move on.

Ni bukan 18th century. Bukan zaman Cinderella. Bukan zaman Romeo & Juliet. It's not even a drama.

This is 21st century. Zaman BlackBerry. Zaman iPhone. Zaman HTC.

We need to be realistic.

Sampai bila nak hidup dalam memori?

Hidup macam tu, boleh jamin hidup ke?

So, think.

Heartbreaking, satu benda normal.

And moving on is normal too.

Tak susah pun.

Remember, we are strong.

"Move On. It's just a chapter IN THE PAST. But don't close the book. JUST TURN THE PAGE"

Something Is Missing...

If you've went to this blog a month ago, and mempunyai ingatan yang kuat.

You would know that something is missing on this blog.

Okay. Saya delete entri saya... :(

Shorrryyyy.... Internet sangat slow. I can't keep my promises.

Kalau tak, blog ni memang terbiar je laaahhhh.....

Tak boleh nak upload gambar...

What is a blog without pictures?

Okay, don't leave this page!

Okay. Biarkan janji bodoh tu berlalu...

Because, 2012 nak tumpang lalu. 2012?

Gaaaaahhhhhh!!!! Nak form 3 dah... -.-"

This past few weeks, saya pergi tuition!

And... I don't like it. Because I don't like waking up in the mornin'.

Tak suka.

Apa maksud 'Cuti Sekolah' kalau tak ada Vacation?

Apa maksud 'Cuti Sekolah' kalau anda belajar benda kat sekolah?

No funnnnnn.....

Okay. It's 3.00 a.m. now. Gotta go.

Sayang anda. And, I'm sorry...